Revierler hat geschrieben:Ich werde aus dem Englischen Satz nicht schlau. Entweder kannst du nicht englisch oder ich erfasse den Sinn nicht
now stand you not so on, heast!
it is just eh clear what he means:
you shall by shooting and by driving not drink!
i drink by shooting also nix!
how shall this überhaupt go?
in the leftn the spritzer and in the righten the gun?
i triff with two hands scho nix, then first with one hand!!!
there are ausserdem a haufen of reasons why drinking by shooting is a shy's drag:
firstens: will you in spritzer ausschüttn, when the recoil is to heavy...also a fart! the good veltliner, heast! forever schad drum!
secondstens: when you must nachload, you must the eightl on the earth stand, because you ned your other hand for nochloading! there is the danger big, that the eightl on the buglertn earth umfoit! then you have in spritzer to the second mal ausgschütt...
on the end you have more ausgschütt than drinked! this is a verlust-business! so expensiv spritzer you will become in no one wirtshouse roundummadum!
and thirdstens: when you drink by shooting, you will have too much promille in your blood and you see the target double or three-fach. and then you can not decide which target is the right and you derwisch the wrong and shoot in the earthhaufen!
the other schützenkollegs what also drunken are, will then laugh you out!
and fourtens: when you to much drunken have, you will be woggling around and can not hide that you are fat.
becase by shooting most you must stand an can not sit.
and the the other kollegs will laugh you out scho wieder!
you dont have this necessary!
my fazit: drink first after instead before shooting. before you can drink a cola or an almdoodler or a gaugau but no alk.
