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Wird den Meisten bestimmt ein Begriff sein, aber weil es immer wieder lustig ist ein eigene thread für Genossen Ivan Chesnokov.
Falls ihr was von ihm habt, heir rein
edit: Kann man das vielleicht in "Just for Fun" verschieben?

Zur Kaliberdiskussion:
MAN WHO ARGUES ONE SHOT DEATH BY PROUD MILITARY CALIBERS IS FUCKING FOOL. I EXPLAIN WHY.

THIS MAN LOOKS FOR PISTOL TO HIDE ON PERSON TO SHOOT MAN FROM STREET WHO WOULD DO CRIME TO HIM. MAN WHO WOULD DO CRIME IS NOT LIKE BANZAI CHARGE OF JAPANESE INFANTRY. HE IS NOT IN "GROUND OF DEATH" FROM EPISTLE OF WISE SUN TZU. MAN WHO WOULD DO CRIME IS NOT FIGHTING FOR LIFE OR FREEDOM OF PEOPLE. HE FIGHT ONLY FOR THINGS, HE CAN GET SOMEWHERE ELSE FROM SOMEONE ELSE. THIS MAN DOES NOT FIGHT TO DEATH. THIS MAN FIGHT ONLY UNTIL IS CLEAR MAN WITH PISTOL RESISTS AND SO HE RUN AWAY.

PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS OR CALIBER OF .45 IS GREAT SHOCKING HOLE IN BODY. IS GIANT SPOUT OF BLOOD AND PAIN OF MORTAL WOUND. MORE MEN DIE FROM BULLET OF THESE TWO CALIBERS THAN ALL OTHERS IN HISTORY OF WORLD.

I ADVISE AND YOU LISTEN. LAST TIME ARMY CARRY BAD PISTOL INTO COMBAT WAS NAMBU OF JAPANESE EMPIRE. SINCE THAT TIME MILLIONS OF MEN CARRY PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WITH STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WITH TEN ROUBLES PER CARTRIDGE HOLLOW NOSE BULLET AND FANCY BRASS OF NICKEL PLATING. YOU PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE, YOU CARRY MANY CARTRIDGE. WHEN MAN WAVES GUN AT YOU, FILL HIM WITH BULLETS FAST AND STRAIGHT. MORE HOLES IS BETTER THAN BIG HOLES. CARRY PISTOL WITH LARGE MAGAZINE AND MANY CARTRIDGE.

IN THIS WAY YOU DEFEAT CRIMINAL.



BEST PLACE TO LOOK FOR SIMONOV KARBIN IN AMERICA IS GUN SHOW. MANY TABLES OF DEALER, MANY RIFLES. UNLESS YOU SLEEP LATE AND COME AFTER BIG CROWD, YOU HAVE GOOD CHOICE OF RIFLES FOR BUYING.

MOST IMPORTANT IS DECIDE WHICH COUNTRY OF RIFLE YOU WISH TO BUY. IS OBVIOUS THAT RUSSIAN SKS IS BEST BUT YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE AND CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY TYPE CAN BE GOOD TOO. OTHER COUNTRIES MAKE SKS RIFLE, BUT THESE THREE MAKE MOST. OTHERS ARE MOSTLY FOR MAN WHO GATHERS MANY DIFFERENT SKS BECAUSE OF INTEREST IN MILITARY HISTORY. IF IS FOR SHOOT, STICK TO MAIN THREE.

MY AMERICAN BUDDY SAYS TO ME THAT CHEAPEST VERSION RIGHT NOW IN AMERICA IS YUGOSLAV TYPE. THIS IS ONLY MAIN KIND OF SKS THAT LACKS CHROME PLATING INSIDE BARREL. IS NOT TOTALLY NEEDED TO HAVE CHROME PLATING IN BARREL, BUT IS NICE BECAUSE HELPS TO GUARD AGAINST DAMAGE. RUSSIAN AND CHINESE VERSION ALL HAVE CHROME PLATING IN BARREL. YUGOSLAV TYPE HAS SPECIAL GAS TUBE LEVER AND GRENADE SPIGOT ON END OF BARREL. I THINK LIVE GRENADE FOR CIVILIAN IN AMERICA IS PROBABLY ENOUGH REASON FOR GULAG, SO IS PROBABLY NO REAL USE FOR GRENADE SPIGOT TO YOU.

I SAY MORE IN JUST A MOMENT.

NO MATTER WHICH COUNTRY OF SKS YOU PICK, YOU MUST INSPECT BARREL BEFORE BUY. BRING FLASHLIGHT TO GUN SHOW. AFTER ASKING DEALER WITH DEFERENCE TO HANDLE RIFLE, PULL BACK BOLT. INSPECT CAREFULLY THE RIFLE AND BE SURE THERE IS NO CARTRIDGE PRESENT BECAUSE BARREL POINTS AT FACE SOON. LOOK FROM MUZZLE END OF BARREL AND MOVE LIGHT AROUND BEHIND FACE OF CHAMBER. YOU SEE CONDITION OF INSIDE OF BARREL. YOU LOOK FOR NICE SHINE AND GOOD SMOOTH SURFACE. YOU LOOK FOR SHARP EDGE ON RIFLING OF BARREL. YOU NOTICE AND AVOID BARREL IF HAS POCKMARKS LIKE ASS OF FAT GIRL.

CHECK ALSO TO SEE WHETHER MAIN PARTS OF ACTION HAVE SAME NUMBER. BOLT, BOLT CARRYING DEVICE, AND RECEIVER WITH BARREL ARE MOST IMPORTANT. UNLESS YOU GATHER MANY SKS FOR INTEREST IN HISTORY, IS NOT SO IMPORTANT WHETHER NUMBERS ON MAGAZINE AND STOCK ARE SAME. CHECK ALSO TO SEE WHETHER BAYONET AND CLEANING STICK ARE PRESENT. IF NOT THERE, NOT BIG DEAL. THESE PARTS CAN BE EASY TO FIND, BUT IF BAYONET ATTACHING POST IS REMOVED IS NOT POSSIBLE TO FIX BAYONET LATER. AT LEAST BE SURE BAYONET ATTACHING POST IS PRESENT.

ALWAYS AVOID SKS IF IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS FUCK IT WITH ROTARY GRINDING TOOL OR SAW, MAYBE TO PUT MAGAZINE FROM KALASHNIKOV OR OTHER STUPID SHIT. IF ONLY IS WOOD MISSING, IS NOT SUCH BIG PROBLEM. GOOD SEARCH CAN FIND WOOD ALREADY SHAPED, OR REAL MAN CAN MAKE NEW WOOD WITH HANDS AND TOOLS OF WOOD.

HOPE THIS IS SOME HELP. I WISH YOU LUCK IN SEARCH FOR FIRST SKS RIFLE.



GIRL WHO HAS FEAR OF GUN IS NO GIRL FOR GOOD CONSCRIPT. IN RED ARMY WE HAVE MANY WOMEN SNIPER, THEY SHOOT STRAIGHT AND KILL MANY ENEMIES OF PARTY. IS BETTER FOR YOU SHE WAS BAD GIRL WITH NO TASTE FOR WEAPON; NAZI HECKLER AND KOCH ONLY SENDS MESSAGE THAT YOU WILL SHOOT JEW. IF SHE WERE LIKE GREAT LYUDMILA PAVLICHENKO SHE JUST LAUGH AND BAIL ON YOUR ASS FOR CARRYING DUMB NAZI BRICK OF HIGH PRICE.

IN RUSSIA WE ALSO HAVE RULES OF COURTING. DO NOT BRING SIDEARM TO FIRST TIME WITH GIRL. SENDS WRONG MESSAGE, THAT YOU ARE BAD CONSCRIPT WHO WILL RAPE GIRL. ON FIRST TIME HAVE DISCUSSION OF GLORY OF PARTY AND DEFENSE OF MOTHERLAND. ON SECOND TIME MANY DRINKS OF VODKA TO MAKE GIRL WANT FUCK; MATCHING ENOUGH DRINKS MAKES DANGEROUS TO CARRY SIDEARM. ON THIRD TIME IS DEFINITE FUCK. AFTER THIS YOU MAY BRING SIDEARM ALL AS LIKED.

Über Krav Maga:
KRAV MAGA IS FIGHTING STYLE OF JEW WHO THINKS IS GOOD IDEA TO CARRY PISTOL WITH EMPTY CHAMBER. NOT SO SURE I TRUST THIS MAN TO TEACH HOW TO FIGHT.

KALASHNIKOV IS WEAPON OF RUSSIA. TODAY IS WEAPON OF WHOLE WORLD, BUT IS GIFT OF MOTHERLAND TO PLANET.

I THINK YOU GET RIFLE OF SAIGA. IS OF IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS. PRICE IS GOOD AND FACTORY IS WHERE WHOLE WORLD FACES TO SEE HOW KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS MADE. WHEN MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV INSPECT ARMS FACTORY, THIS IS FACTORY HE INSPECT.

WASR OF ROMANIA CAN BE GOOD RIFLE TOO. IF YOU ARE WISE WITH KALASHNIKOV SISTEMA AND INSPECT WELL THE RIFLE, YOU CAN KNOW.

IN AMERICA IS TYPE FROM ARSENAL OF NAME ARSENAL. IS FUNNY NAME TO ME. IS LIKE AMERICAN CHEESE OF NAME AMERICAN CHEESE. PRICE IS HIGH BUT QUALITY IS LIKE BEST RUSSIAN KALASHNIKOV. MAYBE YOU BRIBE PARTY AND GET JOB WITH GREAT SALARY AND PRICE IS NO PROBLEM. MAYBE NOT. IS MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE RIFLE THAT WORKS AND MANY CARTRIDGE THAN SINGLE FINEST RIFLE AND FEW CARTRIDGE.

HOW ABOUT WE ASK IF SHOOTER IS SPETSNAZ.

WHOLE CLASSROOMS DIE SILENT DEATH. NOBODY CALLS FOR MILITARY POLICE FOR UNTIL BELL RINGS AND NOBODY MOVES FROM CLASSROOM. SHOOTER DOES NOT FALL ON OWN BAYONET LIKE HOMO GAY. HE GOES TO BAR FOR DRINKS LIKE NOTHING HAPPEN. NEXT DAY, HE SLAUGHTERS NEXT SCHOOL. IS LIKE GHOST. ILLEGAL STUDENT REBELS GET TASTE OF WRATH OF SOVIET ARMY.



RUBBER ASS PAD FOR MOSIN NAGANT THREE LINE RIFLE IS NOT SO BAD. STRONG STEEL ASS PLATE IS PERFECT AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK ARMS FACTORY ALREADY BUT IF LONG RIFLE IS GOOD, THEN EVEN MUCH LONGER RIFLE MUST BE BETTER, NO? WITH RUBBER ASS PAD AND BAYONET PROPERLY FIXED FOR BATTLE, WHOLE WEAPON IS MORE THAN TWO ARSHIN OF LENGTH. IS MUCH TALLER THAN JAPANESE INFANTRY SOLDIER, IN EXAMPLE.



I THINK MAYBE THIS GUY IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, "NEW RUSSIAN"? HE RIDES AROUND IN BIG BLACK MERCEDES WITH FATHER DRIVING WHO IS WEALTHY FROM FRAUD OF OIL. HE IS "UNDER BANNING AGE" AND NEVER LIVED A DAY OF LIFE BEFORE ILLEGAL SCHISM OF SOVIET UNION.

EVERYTHING HANDED WITH NO EFFORT TO HIS GENERATION! IN RED ARMY WE WORK FOR MAYBE ONE PROMOTION OR TWO IF WE HAVE GOOD DIRT ON COMMANDING OFFICER. THIS GUY HE LEARNS RUSSIAN IN SCHOOL AND LAST PERSON IN FAMILY TO SEE GREAT MOUNTAINS OF MOTHERLAND WAS GREAT GRANDFATHER DEFECTOR BACK IN FIRST WORLD WAR.


YOU MUST LEARN COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT RUSSIAN LANGUAGE. YOU LOOK AT WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF DRAGUNOV SNIPER RIFLE. YOU SEE CYRILLIC LETTERS ON PAGE LIKE LANGUAGE OF MOON MAN AND BRAIN IS DIZZY LIKE YOU SMOKE WHOLE GRAM OF DOPE. THEN YOU LOOK AT LATIN LETTERS FOR MAN WHO NOT READ RUSSIAN. YOU SEE "SNAYPERSKAYA" AND THINK IS PLAIN NOUN FOR ENGLISH WORD "SNIPER". IS WORD FOR SNIPER BUT WITH PART FOR TELLING "BELONGS TO" ON END. PLAIN RUSSIAN WORD FOR SNIPER IS "СНАЙПЕР". I KNOW IS LIKE LANGUAGE OF MOON MAN TO YOU, SO LATIN LETTERS ARE "SNAYPER". IS JUST WORD "SNIPER" WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT. NOT SO EXCITING I THINK.

WORDS YOU GIVE MEAN "SPETSNAZ OF SNIPER". YOU WANT "SNIPER OF SPETSNAZ". WAY TO SAY IS "СНАЙПЕР СПЕЦНАЗА". LATIN LETTERS WOULD BE LIKE "SNAYPER SPETSNAZA". HOPE THIS IS SOME HELP.

NOW YOU SEE IT. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE HAVE SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE. IN ENGLISH YOU MAKE SENTENCE WITH WORDS IN SPECIAL ORDER. PLACE OF WORD IN SENTENCE TELLS FUNCTION OF WORD. IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE USE OTHER SISTEMA. FUNCTION OF WORD IN SENTENCE IS TOLD FROM PARTS ADDED TO WORD. ENGLISH HAD SISTEMA LIKE THIS BEFORE FRENCH STEAL IT WITH INVASION OF ENGLISH CULTURE. NOW IS GONE. ONLY TINY BITS REMAIN LIKE RUIN OF PRIPYAT AFTER NUCLEAR PLANT STAFF ERRORS CAUSE EXPLOSION OF RADIOACTIVE STEAM.

SISTEMA OF NOUN CASE IS FOR BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE. I PICK WORDS FOR TELL YOU SOMETHING. I PUT ON PARTS TO MAKE NOUN CASE AND VERB TENSE AND OTHER THINGS. THEN I ARRANGE WORDS IN ORDER IS BEST FOR REVEAL HOW I CHOOSE. ONLY AT END OF SENTENCE DO I PUT BIG SPECTACULAR PUNCH. IS HARD TO WRITE BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE IN ENGLISH. USING ORDER OF WORDS IS CLUMSY WAY AND BIG PUNCH COMES TOO SOON.

IN CASE IS ANY CONFUSION, IVAN CHESNOKOV IS MASTER OF LANGUAGE. WAY OF WRITING IS ENTIRELY BY DESIGN.

looool

WTF...
von dem knaben hab ich noch nie gehört, er scheint ja sehr patriotisch und wenig diplomatisch zu sein

Er erklärt auch diverse Funktionsweisen...

....auf 4chan sind eh nur Trolls und/oder Idioten unterwegs einfach ignorieren den Typen

ey! ich bin kein idiot, und auch kein troll mir is nur fad ^^

aber danke, hab lange gerätselt wieso mir der typ so bekannt vorkommt....

nya, 4chan is immer mal wieder für nen lacher gut. aber sonst....forget it

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hm, primorsky?